Monday, November 30, 2009

The Browns and Quinn Lovers

I don't get it. Why do my Sundays have to be interrupted by a person who admittedly "is not that into football", calling me to tell me how "Brady Quinn plays with all heart". One drive of 8 plays that results in a TD does not make a football player great or a team win.

I honestly believe that Brady Quinn is and always will be a mediocre NFL quarterback. The Browns will stick with him ad nauseum through the end of this year and all the way through next year. His years at Notre Dame were plagued with great play against inferior teams and miserable displays of inaccuracies when put up against a formidable opponent. At Notre Dame he never won any bowl games or a national championship. He looks like a Hollywood version of what a quarterback should look like. Women and gay guys think he is hot. In the NFL you can't just look good you have to produce, which Quinn has not done.

So the Browns score a touchdown and right of way my phone rings. Duuude, did you see that. How can you not like a guy like that? Quinn plays with all heart. That drive was all Quinn. If you don't think that Quinn is All Pro then the Moral Compass doesn't know shit about football. Woo Hoo maybe now Quinn will get a Fruit of the Loom endorsement and we will be able to see what a real man he is. OK, I just threw that last one in for effect.

I watched the whole game not just eight plays. Here is what I saw. 6 plays, punt. 3 plays, punt. 5 plays, punt. 3 plays, punt. 3 plays, punt. 8 plays TD. 7 plays, punt. 3 plays, punt. 9 plays, punt. 7 plays turnover on downs. The only positives in all of this is no interceptions or lost fumbles. We had fewer penalties than the Bengals but one costly one at the end of the first half that cost us 3 points.

Quinn was 16 for 34 in pass completions for a yardage average of 3.1 yards per pass. Our running game averaged 3.2 yards per carry. How could I not see how great Quinn is? Pay me Millions of Dollars I can throw a ball 4 yards. Quinn is looking for the quick short pass he is not looking down field. Is he scared of getting hit? Is Daboll telling him to throw short? Sunday he did not look poised in the pocket.

My friend tells me that our line sucks. I don't feel that our offensive line is that bad. We could probably use an upgrade at right tackle. Quinn was only sacked once the whole game. The receivers drop the ball my friend screams. Yes I did see some dropped passes but I saw more passes that were thrown behind the receivers or over their heads or in the dirt. I saw miscommunication with a receiver running a fly and Quinn throws for the button hook. The receiver runs a button hook and Quinn throws an out pattern. And I am tired of the dinks and dunks, throw down field already. The kid just does not look sharp.

I don't blame Quinn for all of this loss. We have no number one receiver. Our Running backs are mediocre. Our corner backs and safeties suck. Our linebackers are banged up. Our offensive and defensive lines are just OK nothing spectacular. and our MVP is out leaving our punting game suspect. Get well soon Dave Zastudill.

Our team last year was not that good and Manidiot dismantled any talent we had. Dabolls play calling is horrendous. Two screen passes to Cribbs both for losses when you only need two yards, terrible. The players said that they could here the Bengals defense calling out "watch the screen". At that point shouldn't the QB call an audible rather than let Cribbs get crushed? Buddy Ryans autistic son could not stop the run if the running back only had one leg. I don't know why the Bengals even tried to throw the ball, they could have run up and down the field all day.

The Browns are the worst team in the NFL and probably the worst team ever in the history of the Cleveland Browns. Quinn is not the only questionable player on the team but he definitely is not the answer. So please do not call my house to tell me how great Quinn is until he has a couple of wins in a row under his belt. Do you think we can get McCoy for next year? We should have the first pick in the draft again next year.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Browns worst team in NFL

Well it is official, the Browns are the worst team in the NFL. They could not even beat the Detroit Lions.

The Browns run up a score of 24 to 10 in the first quarter and cannot hold onto the lead. This is the highest offensive production the Browns have had in over a year and the defense cannot hold up their end. At the half it is 27 to 24 the Browns are still winning but failing fast.

Fourth quarter with 1:01 left on the clock Detroit takes over on offense the score is Browns 37 Detroit 31. Detroit is on their own 29. The autistic child of Buddy Ryan implements his best defense that makes Matt Stafford look like John Elway. Stafford starts to complete passes for first downs and then spike the ball to stop the clock. The Lions march to the Browns 32 yard line with 8 seconds left on the clock. Time for one more pass to the end zone. Stafford's pass is short and intercepted by Brodney Pool in the end zone. There is a flag on the play, Defensive Pass Interference on Poteate. The pass was so short that Poteate did not have to stop Mosley from going for the ball, Mosley could not get to it anyway. It is now Detroit's ball on the one yard line with no time left on the clock. Matt Stafford gets one last chance to score from the one yard line. Stafford is acting like he has a dislocated shoulder but still completes the pass to win the ball game 38 to 37.

This game was to see who is the worst team in the whole NFL and the Browns won or I mean lose. Manidiot please do me a favor and eat rat poison. Buddy Ryan have your son committed already. Daboll your offense had a decent day but remember this was the Detroit Lions, lets see what you do against the Bengals next week. So Daboll you get a one week reprieve from my disgust.

I have had people tell me that we have to give this coaching staff two more years before we get rid of them. Bullshit, they all should be fired tomorrow. Mangini had a losing record when he came here. Rob Ryan came from a losing team that had a terrible defense. Daboll is a rookie offensive coordinator that is lost in the position. The Moral Compass predicted when Randy Lerner hired Mangini that it was a mistake. I hate it when I am right.